have I ever mentioned that my dad gets these weird letters from his cousin every now and then? Oh wait, lemme correct that sentence. My dad gets these weird letters from his crazy and retarded cousin. yea.
Like, every month or two, she'd send a parcel to us, containing a little hand written letter plus some food she packaged for Ivy. In case you don't know who Ivy is, search my prev post, Jan 2008 if i'm not wrong. And she sent us another parcel today.
And the funny thing is, her letters are usually complaining about people who don't EXIST. LOL. okay, i'll type out the one sent today...
Geok Hua, (my dad)
Do me a favour, ask Edward for his sis Anne Philips address in England and Singapore and also Charles address in England and singapore Diane Spencer's address in England one day. David's address in Malaysia and England, Melina's address in England one day
okay, stop here. None of the people in there are REAL. wtf. My dad was giving me this WTF look when he read the letter. LOL. Seriously screwed up woman. Dad says she got over stressed and went mad. See! thats what happens when you study too fucking hard! okay, con't with letter.
I'm bound the(no typo here)the wheel chair for 8 years and 1 year bed ridden. ned someone to look after myself when im bound to the wheel chair ^for8 years. Chee Lian's hus husband cursed me that's why I'd to be in a wheel chair one day. for I cannot stand, the was sent to prison the wanted to go to heaven. That's why he needed punishment for he.
refused to repeat. Heaven is the better choice. but he choose her He refused to repeat. use the word " you need correction or it is wrong" tHe person had to be put in his or her coffin. Yes a very wicked man. Ask Geok Tim(my aunt), do i hav a cheque book with he-self. Where is the cheque book. Bok Hoe's daughter is without her education. She is an 8 year old and didn't go to school.
Ask Geok Tim to contact Andrew and Geraldine. Any money for me to bribe Bok Hoe Tan Han Eng and Hong Chee Chiang/ The milk power and oats and cereal is put in 4 dessert spoonfuls of for Ivy. oats and ceral into a bowl. Add 2 dessert spoonfuls of milk powder add hotwater let it thickens. eat
/LULZ. who the hell is bok hoe. must be her imaginary friend. Theres another freaking 5 pages and i don't wanna type them ALL out. i might die of severe laughter and brain haemorrhage by the time i'm done.
Oh btw heres a pic of the food she sent. Selfish bastard....Nxt time send abalone and some money...lol. Free food.
You know, this all sound like some shit from a crappy porn movie. Its so fucking funny....damn i regret throwing away the previous letters now. Could get a good laugh or two outta them when i'm bored.
She came to our house before, during chinese new year. She just wandered around the house like she was looking for something and didn't say a word. In fact i've never heard her speak before, but who cares anyway. My dog barked and her and she was like *STARE*...*STARE*......*STARE like i've got super heat vison*....*STARE*....my aunt had to pull her away lmao. Funny stuff.
I wonder why she isn't in a mental hospital yet. but if se does get admitted into one then no more funny letters...=(
Oh yea she goes and quotes bible verses also, and writes stuff like
I made a polive report for you. and to die for 2 years because of protecting you. for Satan was going to get rid of you and not let you come back to life again. I gave you a sheperd's love. you'll find yourself forgetting these - I'd headled you when i was 16 - you had earlier. i healed you of Diabetes. you had a drinking problem and I took your beer and wine addiction.
o Wowz! now shes some kind of Semi God! =O
and my dad doesn't drink btw. half a can of tiger and hes down already. addiction my foot lol.
