today was the Chem and E maths papers.
coincidentally, they put two of my worst subjects together in one day. whoopeee!
and guess what, i totally didn't study the day before. i had a tiff with my mum, and that really pissed me off, so i decided to slack the whole day. I really hope i won't regret that.
Surprisingly, the chem paper was easy. looks like i may not be failing so horrendously after all. E maths was fine, i think i could manage a pass, althought practically EVERYONE around me was lamenting on how they couldn't finish the damn paper.
OKAY. END OF COMMON TEST POST.
Dammit. I spent 2 hours, from 10pm to 12 am last night preparing my oral english presentation. Today, Mrs Lee said she'll have to do it another day. I don't know whether to be pissed or to be happy.
well, sitting at the back has proved to be usedful once again.
After Recess was Maths, then Chemistry, then English.
During the last few minutes of Maths
Joel : eh walao i'm damn bored...lets play a game. Have you ever heard of shoot, shag and marry?
okay, basically the game goes like this. you pick 3 people of the opposite sex[no animals(damn) and no gays] and you are given three choices with them. You'll have to pick one you want to shoot, pic one you want to marry, and one you wanna have sex with.
okay, i've decided that the explicit content limit of my blog has reached its limit for the month, so i won't go into details. Joel was given the choice of Mrs Ellen Woo, Ms Surjeet Kaur and the chicken rice stall auntie i think....HAHAHHAs. i laughed my heart out ....
okay, then Joel decided to swtich game because it was working against him
Joel : OK! lets play truth or dare..
Joel : Gerrard...do you love Michelle?
Gerrard : WTF! how do you know? Tim you told him right!
Joel : nonono, i knew it by myself. okay, Truth or dare?
ok, so this went on and on until Joel picked Dare.
By that time it was already chemistry, so..
Me : hey, joel, i got a good dare for you. Wear FIVE watches on one arm, and ask Mr Tang what time is it now.
Gerrard : *LOLOLOLOLS*
Joel : *omg....*
so, he took watches from Shen Shin, Gerrard, Wei Guang and Po Chih, pu them on one arm, then he said he was going to wait for the right moment.
eventually, he CHICKENED OUT. LOL. ah...so we decided that he do it during English, cuz we wouldn't want Mr Tang to give us another scolding.
In English, Tim, Gerrard and Joel were playing some little minigame in the corner that i didn't know, then somehow, Gerrard was the one wearing the 5 watches.
Gerrard : *putting on the watches...*
Mrs Lee : Okay, for number five, lets have Gerrard to explain it!
Gerrard : *Hides one arm behind his back*
we are all laughing like MAD...well in the end he did it put not what exactly what we had expected.
Gerrard : *Raises Hand with 5 watches* Mrs Lee! can i go to the toilet? *puts hand down the moment she turns around*
Mrs Lee : NO.
damn, no fun lar....
anyway, tim chose Dare next, and it was to walk up halfway during the lesson and write "WALAO" on the blackboard. HAHAHAHa...if he really did that i would have gone OMGWTFBBQROFLMAO.
Tim : *stands up and walks towards the blackboard*
Mrs Lee : *Stares at Tim...*
Tim : *halfway up the aisle....* shit..i can't do this..*walks back* LOL
HAHAHAHA. ALL THE TIME , Mrs Lee was STARING at him, yet she didn't say anything even after he went back to his seat.
okay, that pretty much sums up today.
I think i've laughed SO much today that i couldn't laugh anymore even if i wanted to. Even if Sam were to hump a little dog. Or a monkey. Or a monkey-dog-whatever. Or Bryant's physics textbook.
*gives a dull face* i think i've over stretched my laughing muscles(if there are any)
piece of advice. You really do not want to sit at the back if you wish to concentrate on ANY of the lessons in class. hahas...
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